Challenges With the finances while raising twins

 As I type this, I am throwing daggers at the twin's father who is sleeping soundly on the couch.

Before you judge me, just know it is entirely my fault that I tend to overthink situations while he lives a day at a time. It is annoying. I wish he would stay up so that we can stress and overanalyze situations while coming up with exaggerated scenarios on how many things would go wrong.

Well, we are headed for the festive season and completely broke. To top it, I went school hunting for the twins who are supposed to join playgroup next year. I have been apologizing to all of my friends who have kids in school if I ever threw a sassy comment when they said how expensive schools are. I should have been warned. Every time I think that I am getting the hang of parenting, something comes up and throws me off balance. This time it is school fees for two kids.

I am here wondering if I was cut out for this life or if I was meant to be a trophy wife. This gangster life is not for me. If y'all can adopt a bouncing 30-year-old baby girl with a set of twins, please consider me. You could also send me a few hundred dollars to my PayPal at chegewinfred@gmail.com.

On a serious note, multiples are expensive [or I am broke af]. When they tell you that you are getting more than one baby, please get an extra job. Do not be like me who waits until the last minute to rant in a blog that barely gets views. What was I saying? From diapers to formula to now school. I love these two but eish.. I do need money. 
Anyway, this is the end the rant..